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there was once a girl from this place
all the while she hoped for a cigarette case
so she asked for a pack
and all she got was a whack
that poor girl from the prisoners base
there once was a man from vancover who liked to play with fat cougers
so he went in their cave
and gave them a shave
and now he can't even manouver
comment for r.t
nice job done with ur limerick
it doesnt need anything to improve on
itz soooo nice!!!!!!!!!!
My mom and dad are from Vitenam
they love to eat ham
they cooked the ham in a pan
that pan came form Japan
comment for r.t and s.k
both of urs was good and wut s.k said dont need anything to improve on cuz so good!
I got a new born baby brother
I expected a baby sister from my mother
He was born fat and stubby
We decided to name him tubby
Now I ask my mom, can I have another brother
To WM:
Remember that the last line needs to rhyme with the first 2 lines.
How's this sound:
When my parents came from Vietnam,
they wanted to cook lots of ham.
But they left their pan,
way back in Japan.
So instead we always eat SPAM!
(In case you don't know, SPAM is a can of mystery meat :)
there onse was a girl from Spain
every day she was a pain in the nick
But whenever she asked
The whole class laughed
That strange girl from spain
there once was a girl from a house
she hoped all the way to a mouse
so she gave it a whack
and she got a smack
that little girl stayed everyday in the treehouse
yo... m&m
i really like ur limerick but next tyme i think u shuld spell neck correct, but it wuz really funny
There once was a man from mumbai,
Who really wanted to die.
So he jumped off the top,
of a 100 foot drop,
But got got caught and cried and cried.
i once met a man from hell
everyday he would like to yell
but when he was punished
he just vanished
that strange guy from portugal
dunnoe if it follows da 2, 3 beat rule.....but wanted to try it out anywyaz.....can use sume advice
dis comment is for m&m...
nice limerick...but ur supposed to make it rhyme...da last line needs to rhyme wid da first two lines...and da
second and third lines r supposed to rhyme wid each other...
there once was a girl from Spain
everyday she would be a pain
But whenever she asked
The whole class masked
That strange girl from spain
Santas face turns a new shade of red
My dear you are out of your head
The ice cream you eat
will be more like hot supe instead
author unknown
There was a young lady one fall
Who wore a newspaper dress to a ball.
The dress caught fire
And burned her entire
Front page, sporting section and all.
there one was an afghan man
who went to go to japan
but when he left the house
he had to deal with a mouse
but the mouse was his biggest fan
post some comments cuz i need some hlp wit this
comment fo s.t
ur last line isnt dat effective. i think u should try sumthing else. howz this:
there once was an afghan man
who went to go to japan
but when he left the house
he had to deal with a mouse
so he ended up in sudan
THERE ONCE WAS A WOMAN NAMED LYNN
HER NOSE LOOKED LIKE A PIN
WHEN SHE POINTED TO A BALLOON
THAT LOOKED LIKE A FAT RACOON
NOTHING BUT RED WAS ON HER CHIN.
(nt again) this limerick is an improvement tell me if it has a beat to it!
nice limerick moe...
but i saw it on another site with the author known as Bob.take a look at dis website http://home.earthlink.net/~kristenaa/nice/
help me on dis wun:
i once met a gurl from a place
evryday she got chased
but weneva she sang
the whole group banged
that strange gurl fwom a place
WOW! That's more like it. I see some great limericks and helpful feedback by all.
S.T. Very good limerick, it's fine the way it is especially with S.K.'s suggestions. You can stick with the mouse on the fourth line or:
There once was an Afghan man,
who wanted to go to Japan.
But when he left the house,
he forgot his spouse
so he ended up in Sudan.
(or so he had to sleep in his van)
(or then had to forget his plan)
NT: It is an improvement for sure but the 3rd & 4th lines are still too long
How's this:
THERE ONCE WAS A WOMAN NAMED LYNN
WHO'S NOSE WAS AS SHARP AS A PIN
WHEN SHE FACED A BALLOON
AS FAT AS A RACCOON
IT POPPED & FLEW ON HER CHIN.
hey r.t
i really lyke ur limerick
its really nice nd funny
i got this from da internet:
A mosquito was heard to complain,
'A chemist has poisoned my brain!'
The cause of his sorrow
was paradichloro-
triphenyldichloroethane.
i dunno da author
Thakns Mr.D helped me alot! lol anyways i like how the way u used diffrent words and it autally rhymed hheeh
Thakns Mr.D helped me alot! lol anyways i like how the way u used diffrent words and it autally rhymed hheeh
Here's one for any basketball fans:
There's a Canadian in the NBA
who they said was too short to play
but now Steve Nash
is rolling in cash
winning back-to-back M.V.P.'s like M.J.
There was once a man from Japan
he loved to play with pans
he made up a plan
to fan his friend
and that was the man from Japan
doesnt make snece n=but yeah that all i can think of :D i need some advice! i dont like the fan part so plz help me ppl!
Yes, as I reminded you in class, feel free to share good limericks that you find but be sure to give the author's name so you don't plagiarize!
There once was a teacher at V.P.
who taught grade 7 core & P.E.
on every other day
we would have D.P.A.
for a stronger mind and body.
I once met a man from New York
All the while he hoped to eat pork.
So he bought a fat hog,
and went home with a jog.
That awkward man from New York.
S.k
your limerik is good
FOR a.b
your limerick is very good maybe a little change but not much. Good job.
To moe
I really liked your Limerick, you did a great job.
hey s.k...
i never even knew that the limerick was an other website. i checked the website and you were right.
hey k.w i really like your limerick you did a great job well done
there once was a man from japan.
all the while he hoped for a pan.
so he went to japan,
and got himself a van.
that was the crazy man from japan.
i once met a stray from bombay.
every day he would eat the milky way.
but whenever he was sad
the band would play an ad
that strange stray from bombay.
dis is a nice limerick i found....
A wonderful bird is the Pelican.
His beak can hold more than his belly can.
He can hold in his beak
Enough food for a week!
But I'll be darned if I know how the hellican?
by howard morgan
What I'm trying to say not very clearly.
Elizabeth, I love you dearly.
Will you be mine,
for all of time?
I mean all this quite sincerely.
by :David Moore
tomato lamato samato and the patato in the holoto and the micito and the limoto th tamoto beat the limato to the tamato
anomanoes so lomasito andalimo samato latino heato
m.g. said:
Evaryones is funny!
especially r.t.'s!
(LOL!)
There was once a man form Sudan
Who wanted to go to Iran
but then he went to Japan
and got him slef a van
That lost man from Sudan
LOL i dont think this is good but like yeah just made it up.
sry made a mistake self*
I like everyones limericks there all so good dont need any feed back!
lumrick to humrick and sunrick tpadrick
goooooooooood job ppl
all these limericks are awsome!
heyy people. i don't like totally know you. but i totally want to make friends with you. like totally.
HK,you should not have made of fun of your group, espacially if the group name is "CHOCOLATE CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Any how your limrick is great.!!!
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